BBC send 90 abusive letters to paying customer

An honest man who has a valid tv licence, repeatedly threatened and harassed by the BBC, 90 letters

 Click here to read the full Daily Telegraph article

"the BBC had been holding a number of slight variations on his address..."

"...staff were unable to detect duplicate records on their database using his name and post code"

From those two quotes alone it should be obvious to anyone that the BBC are incompetent at running the licensing database systems.

BBC steal money from customer

BBC steal £140 from honest customer's bank account.
Click here to read the BBC customer's experience
And then the BBC have the barefaced cheek to not instantly pay back what they stole. 

Mini-TV in dolls house - licence needed?

I fitted one of these tiny working mini-TV sets in my daughter's dolls house. Now the dolls are receiving abusive mail from the BBC. I think the toyshop must have given the BBC their address. The BBC claim that even though the tiny dollshouse is in a corner of the sitting room inside our real house which does have a valid TV licence, it is (under the Communications Act) a seperate address, and requires its own licence. They are threatening to post a miniaturised detector van through my letter box which they will drive across my carpets to the dolls house by remote control and spy on the dolls through the tiny windows.

( http://www.textually.org/tv/archives/2008/04/019712.htm )

BBC detection van frequencies

BBC detection vans IMO use EM frequency range 405 THz to 790 THz.

red-ink

A suggestion to a certain company somewhere in the "proximity of London". You use an extraordinarily large amount of red ink. Here's a way to cut your material costs, by (literally) sinking to new depths. Why not start up your own red-ink drilling company in whatever continent the biggest red-ink reserves are. And buy your own ocean tankers to transport your own red-ink to England, and build a large diameter red-ink pipeline from the port direct to Marylebone. But please do not send any more of your silly red-ink letters to me, or I shall taunt you a second time:

A one-dog race

Which is the most incompetently run database system in the UK?

Joke: what are shorter than ...

Joke: What are shorter than TV licensing and considerably less annoying?

Answer: TV lice.

Ok yes its a bad joke, (as anyone who has had an infestation will know).