The BBC has threatened me with enforcement visits, detection visits, court summons, fine, court costs, plus they have fabricated out of thin air a "no licence needed" statement which I never made.
Most worrying of all, is that the BBC have already falsified all the ingredients they would need to fraudulently apply for a search warrant.
One thing is for certain though - every 3 months they will happily continue to take £37.62 out of my bank account.
What is that for, you may well ask?
A charitable contribution to thank them for the pleasant tone of their letters perhaps?
Actually it's payment for our valid TV licence.
Yes we have one, we always reliably pay, we have done for many years, we are amongst the BBC's very best customers.